Thursday, January 3, 2013

Zombie Resolutions!

    Since the Mayans failed to accurately predict the end of the world, I guess I should say welcome back and happy survival! I hope everyone had an appetizing holiday season! In light of the new year, I'd like to comment upon New Years Resolutions. You know, those things that everyone gets all gung-ho about the first two weeks of the year then sweep under the rug? LOL! But realistically, in today's world a good majority of people have something that they would like to accomplish or change in the New Year. So, here I am going to invite everyone to think a little differently today! Instead of being trapped by the "human" experience, I'm going to ask everyone to share what their New Years Resolutions would be if they WERE zombies. I made up a few and definitely had myself laughing! I know typical zombie nomenclature refers to zombies as not having the power to think, but lets relax those rules in the spirit of the New Year! Enjoy! And remember, when in doubt, aim for the brain! Huntress Fan, Signing Off.

   So...my zombie New Year Resolution is....

        -To awkwardly limp/run after hysterical citizens and not lose any more limbs
        -Try to stop rotting
     What will your zombie resolution be?


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